Fair Hand with a Chisel

[chaoticprime]

I accidentally shot myself as a kid when I just stopped thinking about what I was doing.

[knightkrawler]

Sounds like a lesson for life, that one.

[Malcadon]

PROTIP: Always be mindful when using or holding sharp objects, as carelessness is the worst way to get a circumcision.

[chaoticprime]

The stitches came out. The wound was infected, and immediately split open without bleeding. The nurse shrugged and told me to hold it closed and maybe it would heal. Since it wasn't bleeding, she told me that there was nothing she could do. So I have to keep my hand bound for the foreseeable future.

[Thantos]

I thought blood was important for the healing thing? Without that - its like holding two rare steaks together and hoping that they heal together.

Can you go to a better doctor? :/

[Sjeng]

Did nurse Ratchett at least disinfect the wound?

[Goblin-King]

She spat on a piece of tissue paper and rubbed it roughly against the cut.
Then she said he looked a little pale and proceeded to hand out two wallops.

[knightkrawler]

How come I'm imagining the woman as a Roseanne Barr lookalike?

[chaoticprime]

Did nurse Ratchett at least disinfect the wound?

This is America.

[Goblin-King]

I take that as a no?