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These are messed up

PostPosted: March 4th, 2014, 10:48 pm
by torilen
Someone I know linked to this on facebook. I read them...several are quite messed up.
Should not have finished reading the list just now - it is 1000pm and dark, and I have to
head off to work...alone, in an office, all night long...hmm, maybe not the smartest thing
I've done lately.

http://www.tickld.com/x/20-two-sentence ... -me-chills

Re: These are messed up

PostPosted: March 5th, 2014, 12:04 am
by drathe
Is it wrong that many of those literally made me laugh aloud?

Re: These are messed up

PostPosted: March 5th, 2014, 4:25 am
by StratosVX
I did the same thing drathe.

Re: These are messed up

PostPosted: March 5th, 2014, 5:15 am
by Goblin-King
To be fair, if written into a short story, most of these would be pretty scary.

But standing alone like this, they loose a little of their impact.
They seem like pitches.

edit:

as I read further down I started laughing too. They started to sound like "dead baby" jokes.

Re: These are messed up

PostPosted: March 5th, 2014, 9:48 am
by torilen
I'm gonna hijack my own thread here for a minute...
I just noticed - the "participated in miniature exchange" icon in goblin-king's signature...it looks
like some mini is taking a #2 and plopping out a die.

Re: These are messed up

PostPosted: March 5th, 2014, 11:23 am
by Sjeng
pfff. most were lame. I liked the last one though. :P

Re: These are messed up

PostPosted: March 5th, 2014, 1:26 pm
by chaoticprime
I have written a few one sentence horror stories.

"The machine was not without its mercy."

If I remember another, I'll come back.

Re: These are messed up

PostPosted: March 5th, 2014, 1:38 pm
by knightkrawler
"I planned on going to buy some meth and woke up 16 hours later just to find out I hadn't."

"I couldn't move my arm to knock inside this coffin."

"Where's my coffee?" my girlfriend asked demandingly.

Re: These are messed up

PostPosted: March 5th, 2014, 2:34 pm
by Goblin-King
It was earth all along!

My cat was meowing. I wish I had remembered to feed it before I sat down.

Terrified I looked at the bodies on the floor. Then I saw the knife in my hand.

Terrified I looked at the bodies on the floor. Then I saw my boner in my hand.

Re: These are messed up

PostPosted: March 6th, 2014, 9:31 am
by Sjeng
knightkrawler wrote:"Where's my coffee?" my girlfriend asked demandingly.

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