Americans ( and cheese )

[TMU]

We are nerds and have not the bodies of athletes.

I do!

Milk does a body good i guess! So your ripped like beckham good for you TMU just keep drinking your milk and pounding cheese
I'm a big string cheese fan

That's pretty much it I quitted football for now, and I'll think about starting again, when it's not wet anymore and it's possible to play outside. Still, I exercise three times a week, yesterday running for 30min, 20min of weights (5kg) and 80 dips

[Malcadon]

Only in 'Merica, would V this V be seen as the pinnacle of human achievement!



If the U.S. had a God, it would be a young, resurrected Elvis Presley with grilled peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwich, and a combo M-16 rifle/Epiphone Les Paul electric guitar with a barrel-mounted can of cheese ready to defeat the Commie-Devil with the power of rock 'n roll! \,,/_ AMAN! _\,,/

(What were you expecting? Some some Jewish hippie form two millennia ago? That would be assuming that we like hippies... Or remember anything that happened before 1776. )

[mako-heart]

Sweet great post so you hate Americans because we/I eat Easy chesse? Thanks for your insight . it's great on crackers.

[Sjeng]

THAT is NOT cheese...

[Malcadon]

Sweet great post so you hate Americans because we/I eat Easy chesse? Thanks for your insight . it's great on crackers.

If I did, that would make me a self-hating person. Plus, there is noting wrong with cheese & crackers - I can eat them all day!

The whole joke is about our love for cheese, convenience, cheep consumer gimmicks, and a complete disregard for what we put it our bodies.

Sjeng is right, the cake... I mean... the packaging is a lie. That stuff is faker then most of the tits in Hollywood (and despite our outright objections to them, they are both a guilty pleasure to many). Butter, cheese, sugar, meat, your last date that you thought was really hot, etc. — if you put enough food-coloring, artificial flavoring and a just enough of the actual ingredients (which is not much) into something, that its whatever the hell the manufacturer whats it to be. As long as it is technically "eatable", the FDA don't really care.

[Spiky]

I must confess that I like really bad fake cheese on my hamburger. Decent cheddar doesn't have a low enough melting point.

[IvenBach]

Just be glad that it does melt at certain temps. A lot of cheeses in Costa Rica won't melt... You can nuke them in in the microwave for 5+ minutes without them deforming. They look absolutely normal but will scald the crap out of your tongue and mouth. Same goes for cheese in Japan, or so I've been informed. Some kind of process that cheese doesn't get so it's not meltable.

[knightkrawler]

Only in 'Merica, would V this V be seen as the pinnacle of human achievement!



If the U.S. had a God, it would be a young, resurrected Elvis Presley with grilled peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwich, and a combo M-16 rifle/Epiphone Les Paul electric guitar with a barrel-mounted can of cheese ready to defeat the Commie-Devil with the power of rock 'n roll! \,,/_ AMAN! _\,,/

(What were you expecting? Some some Jewish hippie form two millennia ago? That would be assuming that we like hippies... Or remember anything that happened before 1776. )

"MADE WITH REAL CHEDDAR CHEESE"
Priceless! I just shot Coke out of my nose laughing so hard!

I JUST freakin' EAT REAL CHEDDAR CHEESE!

[IvenBach]

Only in 'Merica, would V this V be seen as the pinnacle of human achievement!



If the U.S. had a God, it would be a young, resurrected Elvis Presley with grilled peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwich, and a combo M-16 rifle/Epiphone Les Paul electric guitar with a barrel-mounted can of cheese ready to defeat the Commie-Devil with the power of rock 'n roll! \,,/_ AMAN! _\,,/

(What were you expecting? Some some Jewish hippie form two millennia ago? That would be assuming that we like hippies... Or remember anything that happened before 1776. )

"MADE WITH REAL CHEDDAR CHEESE"
Priceless! I just shot Coke out of my nose laughing so hard!

I JUST freakin' EAT REAL CHEDDAR CHEESE!

Pasteurized cheese snack...

[Malcadon]

oh, my Goddess!!! I found the most holiest of alters!!! Its called a Cheese Fountain! Is this not the greatest thing since Scarlet Johansson it tight-ass leather?!? (yeah, I was just matching The Avengers)



This thing can work with crackers, tortilla chips, french fries, fondue, or anything else you'll like to dip in creaminy, melted cheese!!! Forget the Land of Milk and Honey, I would rather live in the Land of Cheese and Bacon! On top of water and gas all American homes should have a cheese pipe!