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Re: Ken's Saturday Day Dungeon

Postby ken » April 11th, 2011, 7:27 am

Re SonandDad, (Oberon)s quote " located the 3 karate Orc's who were carrying an Orc's Bane each (the only weapon that could harm Bohmar)," for Karate, read Karioke, what a bunch :!: :mrgreen:


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Re: Ken's Saturday Day Dungeon

Postby el_flesh » April 11th, 2011, 8:39 am

A Karate Orc I can understand. What the hell is a Karaoke Orc?!?

I imagine them singing off-key Donny Osmond songs...
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Re: Ken's Saturday Day Dungeon

Postby Tott » April 11th, 2011, 10:06 am

el_flesh wrote: What the hell is a Karaoke Orc?!?


possibly the greatest monster ever devised in any fictional setting ever!
his sinatra is evil, but when he gets on to elvis - its all over baby! :P
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Re: Ken's Saturday Day Dungeon

Postby SonandDad » April 11th, 2011, 11:44 am

And if that don't do you in then the Cymbols Orc will really finish you off (note to Ken, a mug shot fit for crimewatch of old cymbols would possibly be fitting here).

Bring back the Morris Dancers!!
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Re: Ken's Saturday Day Dungeon

Postby ken » April 11th, 2011, 6:14 pm

SonandDad wrote:And if that don't do you in then the Cymbols Orc will really finish you off (note to Ken, a mug shot fit for crimewatch of old cymbols would possibly be fitting here).

Bring back the Morris Dancers!!

No sooner said than done :!: Doesn't he bring tears to your eyes :?: :mrgreen:
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Re: Ken's Saturday Day Dungeon

Postby ken » April 12th, 2011, 2:50 am

Before you get the chance to mock Ol' Cymbals, just close your eyes, use your imagination & picture the scene. Orc Cymbals starts to tune up for the Main Event. So, what do you do? Turn & Flee? Stand & face him? The noise grows to a Creshendo! You drop your weapons & your shield, and clap your hands over your ears. At this point, his buddies rush in from the darkness, and turn your unprotected Ass into Cold Cuts, & your Guts into Toulouse Sausage. Not so hilairious at this moment; Ol' Orc Cymbals !! :mrgreen:


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Postby el_flesh » April 12th, 2011, 8:15 am

one hand up and one down holding metal discs that have no sharpness to them - he's got a wonderful wide open target right on his centerline.
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Re: Ken's Saturday Day Dungeon

Postby ken » April 12th, 2011, 8:45 am

el_flesh wrote:one hand up and one down holding metal discs that have no sharpness to them - he's got a wonderful wide open target right on his centerline.

In the blink of an eye, he does the Kansas City Shuffle, and claps your cranium between the
those blunt edges :mrgreen:


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Re: Ken's Saturday Day Dungeon

Postby el_flesh » April 12th, 2011, 8:44 pm

He'll have a hard time reaching my cranium when contending with Lord Boner's double scythe...
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Re: Ken's Saturday Day Dungeon

Postby ken » April 13th, 2011, 3:31 am

el_flesh wrote:He'll have a hard time reaching my cranium when contending with Lord Boner's double scythe...

Now thats a Hard Fact :!: Flesh. That Boner is a tough nut to crack :!: However, I'm working on it :!: :mrgreen:


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