by Milk » Wednesday July 15th, 2009 3:02am
So I started playing my ROM of this game today. First thing I noticed: the Main Titles Theme kicks some serious ass!! However, the rest of the music is downright monotonous and irritating. Beyond that, I decided to give it a go playing 1 player with 2 heroes. Nope - Total Fail..... Not sure if the cartridge is like this as well - afterall, I have what appears to be the cleanest verified ROM you can get of it, but basically you can move, attack, whatever with the first Hero and then when you hit the NEXT (or N) button, the game screen flips through various coloured pages ala 2600 game fry and then bugs the board and renders movement or actions null (menu buttons become inactive - only the N button works), however, after flipping back to the 1st Hero's turn, the screen returns to normal and the cycle begins anew. So basically, 1st Hero is playable, 2nd Hero is not.
Ok, so I hard reset the emulator and started over: 1 player, 1 Hero. Hooray! It works!
My god, this game is @$*%&#* hard!!! This whole, no black shield - all defense rolls are made with white shields is total bull! If it wasn't for the ability to exit and reenter quests, I'd say F this and toss it. I've only played The Trial and the first Orc is just slaughtering me. Thank goodness you can keep searching for treasure everytime you reenter the quests so you can buy some worthwhile weaponry and armour - but wait, worthwhile you say? What the hell is up with the shortsword only giving me 1 attack die!? That ain't cool..... That was 150 gold down the drain. Maybe I should have just bought The Helmet. That's right, "The" with a capital "T". Classic.
Seriously though, what's the point of buying a weapon that doesn't give you any sort of advantage whatsoever? I mean, even the Staff allows a diagonal attack. Come on! Oh, and yes, I did equip it.
Well, all in all, for a game that was pre-beta / beta / whatever - basically non-existent - it's got a good Title track. And that's all I'm gonna say. Well, that and I guess the following: understanding that, yes, this is a beta game (never finished and so on) it's finished enough to see what the final product would most likely have been. Frankly, I'm not impressed. I think they could have done much better. I suppose it's cool that that tried to adhere to the original intent of the HQ rules as closely as they did, but where they strayed, they shouldn't have and they could have, or should have, where they didn't. At least that's my opinion. It's interesting that they have all of the Game System + RoTWL quests, but again, I think it would have been much cooler if they made all new quests. I guess what I wanted was something that was HeroQuest, yet at the same time, I felt like I was seeing something new - and not just a early, primitive form of what Hjortskov eventually offered up with HQ Game Master. Essentially: if I wanted to play HQ, then I'll just play HQ - I don't need a TV screen for this.
Well, after all this ranting - don't get me wrong, it's all very cool that this even exists (in any sort of manner): HQ on the NES - two great things in a single package. And in case anyone's wondering - I'm gonna keep playing and attempt to finish the game as it has now fallen into my list of games that I find so irksome for one reason or another that I just have to finish it, or die trying......
"There should always be barbarians to the north."