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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby Thantos » February 5th, 2015, 6:28 am

Ahh man tasoe, now i have remembered all those horrific dead baby jokes at collage >.<

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding two maggots in your apple!
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What is worse than finding two maggots in your apple?
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Gang rape.
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby Maike05 » February 5th, 2015, 4:32 pm

tasoe wrote:How do you put a dead baby into a bowl?
using a blender

How do you get the dead baby out of the bowl?
using doritos




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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby knightkrawler » February 8th, 2015, 12:31 pm

tasoe wrote:How do you put a dead baby into a bowl?
using a blender

How do you get the dead baby out of the bowl?
using doritos


Still chuckling about this.
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby StratosVX » February 8th, 2015, 12:39 pm

tasoe wrote:How do you put a dead baby into a bowl?
using a blender

How do you get the dead baby out of the bowl?
using doritos


Thantos wrote:What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding two maggots in your apple!
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What is worse than finding two maggots in your apple?
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Gang rape.


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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby el_flesh » February 10th, 2015, 2:12 pm

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips (two lips) on your organ.
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby Dougy Destroyer » February 12th, 2015, 6:33 am

Terrible just terrible lol!!!!
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby tasoe » February 12th, 2015, 8:46 am

How do Australians have sex?

They mate


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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby Dougy Destroyer » February 12th, 2015, 9:40 am

How, I can't see the punchline? Is it 'they don't' haha
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby knightkrawler » February 12th, 2015, 11:09 am

The punchline is, how else would they have sex?
Plus, there's an allusion to the specific Australian pronunciation of mate and their love for the word, in general.
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby Dougy Destroyer » February 13th, 2015, 1:02 am

Mate, that does not even make sense lol
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