Ye Olde Inn

Sparkymark wrote:Oscar Pistorious wants to get a new bathroom door...................but his girlfriend is dead against it!

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Yes. That one was spot on.

Part of the Monster Raving Loony Party's (a real political party in Britain) manifesto.


Frivolous Fraud Office setup to inspect fraud too silly for the Serious Fraud Office.

Half the grey squirrels will be painted red to increase the red squirrel population.

Job seekers will be made to stand two abreast in order to halve dole queues.

Kids will be made to sit closer together on smaller desks to reduce school class sizes.

London Marathon free to anyone finishing in sub-2 hours wearing large clown’s shoes.

Mega car wash will be created by punching holes in the roof of the Channel Tunnel.

OAPs will qualify for a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance if temperatures exceed 70 degrees.

Puddles deeper than 3 inches will be marked by a yellow plastic duck.

Quitters will be encouraged not to start in the first place to improve their self esteem.

Terrorists will be made to wear bells and horns so we know where they are.

Vehicles will be fitted with bungee ropes in order to save fuel on the return journey.

Yellow lines will be painted where you can park instead of where you can’t to save money.

Zebra crossings will be made permissible to all animals wishing to cross the road.

Man versus horse and bog snorkeling to be an Olympic sport.

We will give the letter K a sound.

Anyone over 5 years old who can hold a crayon will be eligible to vote.

We will introduce mermaids to Tiger Bay to increase tourism.

We will make Swansea Airport the hub of the Welsh Space Program.

"I can be anything I want. It's the Nineties!"
- Kelly Bundy

Genithal Light. What a wordplay...
Cracked me up. , Roman!

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knightkrawler wrote:Genithal Light. What a wordplay...
Cracked me up. , Roman!

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I don't think anyone else on Putty&Paint got the joke!

You should post a comment asking him to turn of that funky light source when he photographs the mini!

I love trolling people who don't get jokes. Should head over to P'n'P right now.

Funniest videos I've seen on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws&list=PLuKg-Whduhklge1dMCGsemN1Qr_ODqjtZ&index=1

Luckily it was short, and made it to the end of the first one, and got to see the boston bomber sketch and the guy's reaction, that was kind of funny.
nice one, (only the first, I wouldn't watch the rest of them) but very far from being called the funniest videos I've seen on youtube.
I think you got too excited and typed that in a hurry, I've seen videos in languages I can't understand that are funnier than these predictable sketches.

Well, if we're gonna talk about funny vids, this one cracked me up 9 years ago and still does so to this day.
This guy needs more views. And a lot less drugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDE1qRtUlI4