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Re: common sayings durring a game?

PostPosted: Monday April 30th, 2018 2:21pm
by Anderas
What?

Re: common sayings durring a game?

PostPosted: Monday April 30th, 2018 2:57pm
by Thor-in
Anderas wrote:What?


Do you know what lamb fries are?

If not I'll fill you in, they are sheep balls (nuts). You can saute them and eat them.

So we (my uncle, cousin and I) were playing D&D the other night. My uncle was the DM, my cousin was was a Goliath fighter, and I was a Half-Orc Cleric. We decided to play old school, paper, pencil, dice and three sick and twisted mines. Long story short, I couldn't roll for crap that night. I would attempt to attack a zombie and miss. About thirty minutes into trying to kill said zombie I finally got feed up and told my uncle I'm going to bit the zombies nuts off (didn't think I would be able to roll the DC check) and naturally I rolled like an 18 on the d20. So I ended up biting and ripping off the zombies nuts (zombie fries).

Watch this video then you will somewhat understand where we got zombie fries from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4mqCDakVQ

So from that point on the inside joke has been nobody has the taste for zombie fries anymore.

Re: common sayings durring a game?

PostPosted: Wednesday May 2nd, 2018 9:50pm
by IvenBach
Sjeng wrote:Oh bugger, KK passed me :'(

Is he playing the elf with boots of speed while you're stuck with the dwarf and his wee stubby legs?

Re: common sayings durring a game?

PostPosted: Thursday May 31st, 2018 1:30am
by Daedalus
knightkrawler simply teleported past him. All those intervening posts were simply a cover to protect his true identity.

Re: common sayings durring a game?

PostPosted: Thursday May 31st, 2018 2:28am
by knightkrawler
I think I'll re-name the Veil of Mist spell "Bamf!"

Re: common sayings durring a game?

PostPosted: Thursday May 31st, 2018 3:33am
by Anderas
Bamf is indeed a fitting name. Pass through rock could also be renamed. :lol:

Re: common sayings durring a game?

PostPosted: Thursday May 31st, 2018 8:12am
by knightkrawler
Anderas wrote:Bamf is indeed a fitting name. Pass through rock could also be renamed. :lol:


Into "Shadowcat" or "Phase through Rock".
"Swift Wind" into "Quicksilver", "Rock Skin" into "Colossus", "Lightning Bolt" into "Cyclops", "Courage" into "Wolverine" if you wanna really take it a few steps.
Of course, wordings could be changed accordingly.

Re: common sayings durring a game?

PostPosted: Tuesday January 8th, 2019 12:57am
by mako-heart
Bruh. Or I can't even. Brahgeimal. Roll the combat die. .